The Chip-and-Release Hex of Isaiah Likely
Isaiah Likely · NYG · TE
“Likely spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Likely's week
- Likely is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Likely runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
75%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Likely, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaiah Likely in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaiah Likely is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaiah Likely actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.