The Blocking Assignment Hex of Isaiah Likely
Isaiah Likely · NYG · TE
“Likely is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Likely's week
- Likely gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Coastal Carolina's biggest rival.
- Likely spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
83%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Likely's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaiah Likely in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaiah Likely is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaiah Likely actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.