The Chip-and-Release Hex of Isaiah Likely
Isaiah Likely · NYG · TE
“Likely gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Coastal Carolina's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Likely's week
- Likely tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Likely spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
72%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Likely drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaiah Likely in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaiah Likely is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaiah Likely actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.