The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jacksonville Jaguars
Jacksonville Jaguars defense
“The Jaguars defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Jacksonville Jaguars defense's week
- The Jaguars will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Jaguars defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
81%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Jaguars drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacksonville Jaguars defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacksonville Jaguars defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacksonville Jaguars defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.