The Stuffed Run Hex of Chris Rodriguez Jr.
Chris Rodriguez Jr. · JAX · RB
“Rodriguez Jr.'s only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Rodriguez Jr.'s week
- Rodriguez Jr. is already "Questionable" with that hand. The witch only has to push gently.
- Rodriguez Jr. gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
82%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single tear from a Titans fan
Incantation
Eye of Bills, tongue of ref,
Bring Jaguars down to grief,
Rodriguez Jr. scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Rodriguez Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Rodriguez Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Rodriguez Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.