The Prevent Defense Hex of Jacksonville Jaguars
Jacksonville Jaguars defense
“The Jaguars defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Jacksonville Jaguars defense's week
- The Jaguars offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Jaguars will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
73%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Vikings locker room
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Jaguars's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacksonville Jaguars defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacksonville Jaguars defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacksonville Jaguars defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.