The Stuffed Run Hex of Jadarian Price
Jadarian Price · SEA · RB
“Price sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Price's week
- Rookie Price gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Price scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
83%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single tear from a Colts fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Price's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jadarian Price in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jadarian Price is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jadarian Price actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.