The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jadarian Price
Jadarian Price · SEA · RB
“Price's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Price's week
- Rookie Price gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Price finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
73%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Price's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jadarian Price in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jadarian Price is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jadarian Price actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.