The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Jahmyr Gibbs
Jahmyr Gibbs · DET · RB
“Gibbs will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Gibbs's week
- Gibbs gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Gibbs is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
89%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A used challenge flag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Gibbs's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jahmyr Gibbs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jahmyr Gibbs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jahmyr Gibbs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.