The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“Elliott sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Elliott gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
- Elliott's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
89%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single Panthers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Elliott drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.