The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“Elliott gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Memphis's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Elliott. Elliott does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
- Elliott is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
83%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Elliott, Elliott, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.