The Phantom Flag Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“A mysterious flag erases Elliott's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Elliott. Elliott does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
- Elliott gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
74%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Elliott drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.