The Wide Left Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“Elliott gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Memphis's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Elliott makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
- Elliott attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
75%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Panthers jersey, ironically worn
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Elliott drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.