The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“Elliott is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Elliott kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
- Elliott gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
73%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Elliott's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.