The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Elliott is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Elliott warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Elliott. Elliott does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
74%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Cowboys, tongue of ref,
Bring Eagles down to grief,
Elliott scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.