The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Elliott trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Elliott will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
- Elliott gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Memphis's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Elliott's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.