The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“Elliott gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Memphis's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Elliott gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Elliott's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
85%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Elliott's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.