The Wind Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“Elliott attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Elliott makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
- Elliott is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
72%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Eagles down to grief,
Elliott scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.