The Snap Count Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“Elliott is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Elliott warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
- Elliott gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
77%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
Incantation
Eye of Panthers, tongue of ref,
Bring Eagles down to grief,
Elliott scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.