The Hamstring Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“Elliott gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Elliott gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Elliott scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
74%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Elliott drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.