The Shank Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“Elliott kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Elliott makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
- Elliott sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
74%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Eye of Eagles, tongue of ref,
Bring Eagles down to grief,
Elliott scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.