The Upright Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“Ref: "Number Elliott, that's a flag." Elliott: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Elliott sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Elliott is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
75%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Elliott drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.