The Snap Count Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“Elliott warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Elliott gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Elliott. Elliott does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
85%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Elliott's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.