The Late Scratch Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“Elliott makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- A mysterious flag erases Elliott's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Elliott is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
76%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Elliott, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.