The Wide Left Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Elliott. Elliott does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Elliott's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Elliott is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
74%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Elliott, Elliott, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.