The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Elliott is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Elliott will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Elliott tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
83%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Elliott's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.