The Doink Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“Elliott gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Memphis's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Elliott is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Elliott will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
83%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Elliott, Elliott, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.