The Doink Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Elliott trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Elliott is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Elliott makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
85%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Elliott, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.