The Upright Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“Elliott goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Elliott hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
- Elliott will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
92%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A used challenge flag
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Elliott drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.