The Snap Count Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“Elliott will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- The broadcast shows Elliott on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Elliott sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
75%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Elliott, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.