The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“Elliott scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Elliott kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
- Elliott sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
91%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Elliott's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.