The Wide Left Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“Elliott is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Elliott gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Elliott gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Memphis's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Elliott's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.