The Phantom Flag Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“Ref: "Number Elliott, that's a flag." Elliott: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Elliott gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Memphis's biggest rival.
- A mysterious flag erases Elliott's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
92%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Elliott, Elliott, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.