The Wind Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Elliott trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Ref: "Number Elliott, that's a flag." Elliott: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Elliott warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
78%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Elliott, Elliott, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.