The Doink Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“Elliott is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Elliott gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
- Elliott gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Memphis's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Eye of Jets, tongue of ref,
Bring Eagles down to grief,
Elliott scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.