The Shank Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“A mysterious flag erases Elliott's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Elliott gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Elliott is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
85%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Elliott's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.