The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Elliott. Elliott does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Elliott attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
- Elliott will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
91%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Elliott's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.