The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“Elliott finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Elliott's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Elliott trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
90%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Elliott's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.