The Wide Left Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“Elliott makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Elliott is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Elliott gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Memphis's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Elliott's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.