The Wide Left Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“Elliott finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Elliott gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Elliott is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
78%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Elliott's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.