The Hamstring Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“Elliott makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Elliott goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Elliott gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Memphis's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of Commanders, tongue of ref,
Bring Eagles down to grief,
Elliott scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.