The Upright Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“Elliott goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Elliott gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
- Elliott hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
81%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Texans fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Elliott's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.