The Upright Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“Elliott is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Elliott gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Elliott finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
72%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Elliott's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.