The Phantom Flag Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“Elliott gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Elliott gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Elliott is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
86%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Elliott's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.