The Wide Left Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“Elliott finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Elliott gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Elliott gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
92%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Elliott's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.