The Late Scratch Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“Elliott gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Memphis's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Elliott trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
- Elliott gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
84%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Elliott, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.