The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“Elliott will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Elliott goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Elliott kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
76%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Elliott drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.