The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“Elliott gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Ref: "Number Elliott, that's a flag." Elliott: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Elliott is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
85%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Elliott's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.