The Upright Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“Elliott gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Elliott is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- A mysterious flag erases Elliott's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
73%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Elliott's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.