The Shank Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“The broadcast shows Elliott on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Elliott gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Elliott will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
87%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Elliott drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.